thetenspot: 104. TEN lessons you learned from Disney Movies

104. TEN lessons you learned from Disney Movies

1. You can only pull off a shell bikini top if you're half fish
2. If you were married to an extensively furry guy, you'd never have to shave your legs
3. If you're a size six blonde, when you sing, birds come and join you in the song... if you're anyone else, they just shit on you
4. Morning breath obviously does not stop Prince Charming kissing you to wake you up
5. A huge ship sinking to the bottom of the ocean and killing hundreds of people does not make me cry, a baby dear's mother dying, however, makes me cry for six hours straight
6. The only time you don't dump spaghetti down the front of your top on a date is if you're a dog
7. If your best friends are seven really short lads, you need to get out more or fruit will kill you
8. You can be poor, have big ears, be a thief, have a hump or have fins and still get your happily ever after... if you're a cartoon
9. You can't always get what you want... unless you have a huge blue genie with awesome impersonation talents
10. Before the credits roll, you must always sing a song or have swelling music so always carry a tape deck or iPod with you in case you either die a horrible death or spontaneously marry your Prince Charming