We started out like this. Do you think I should blame Pat? It all started with him walking in on us that first time. Ever since then, we've been a comedy of errors. Also, is it terrible I thought my husband sounded cute with a swollen nose?

See? Riley's going to need a lot of snuggling over the next few weeks.

Most of it's dirty. Plus one really dirty message under his arm at the elbow that he won't be able to read until he gets it off.